Adventures With My Sea Pass Card: The Unofficial Guide to Cruising with RoyalCaribbean - Neil Jones [2019, PDF]

Adventures With My Sea Pass Card: The Unofficial Guide to Cruising with RoyalCaribbean

Year: 2019
Language: English
Author: Neil Jones
Genre: Guide
Format: PDF
Quality: eBook
Pages count: 135
Description: This unofficial guide explores the magic of cruising on one of the world’s largest cruise lines through the eyes of a loyal Royal Caribbean passenger. The hilarious highs and lows of memorable onboard adventures cruising around the globe.
This is more than just a travel book. It’s a love letter to the romance of cruising. A wry look at the antics onboard the world’s biggest cruise lines.
If cruising is in your blood this is a must-read.
Not only does this book champion the cruise vacation but it lifts the lid on common onboard frustrations and pulls no punches on the future of the cruise industry.
Packed full of laugh out loud anecdotes this look at 21st Century cruising will resonate with everyone who’s ever stepped aboard a Royal Caribbean ship.
From the excitement of the sailaway parties to trivia in the Schooner Bar to reckless gambling in Casino Royale - it is jam packed with as much fun as a daily Cruise Compass.
Find out what the number one question is that passengers ask the crew.
Learn how to maximise your onboard spend.
Discover a breakthrough in preventing sun loungers being reserved but not used.
Solve the conundrum of how to win a highlighter pen at the morning trivia quiz.
Adventures With My Sea Pass Card is a celebration of unforgettable adventures with Royal Caribbean. It's why millions of Royal Caribbean guests get withdrawal symptoms as soon as they step off the gang plank. It’s why they come back next year.
It’s the magic of cruising.
Additional info: About the author:
There’s nothing more Neil Jones likes than a vacation on a cruise ship. Every year he scrapes together enough money to sail somewhere in the World with his family - usually on Royal Caribbean. He’s not like the perfect people you see in Royal Caribbean adverts – his teeth aren’t straight, his clothes don’t fit and most of his hair is disappearing over the top of his head. Fate is a cruel mistress to Neil. If something can go wrong it normally does and this enhances his feeling of inadequacy and paranoia.
Ever the optimist though, Neil manages to overcome all the trials and tribulations thrown at him onboard a ship and is back for more of the same next year.
That is unless someone reads “Adventures With My Sea Pass Card” at Royal Caribbean and he is excommunicated. Having spent most of his life as a drone in several large corporate roles Neil quit the rat race on turning 50 and followed his dream to produce, direct and write movies, videos and TV shows. Not the smartest of options from the position of financial security but he has no regrets about this course of action (except maybe for the company pension contributions, luxury car, executive bonuses and five weeks paid holiday). One feature film, two television series and numerous commercials later, he is embarking on a series of travel books. The forthcoming books are not your typical fare – he’s no multilingual globetrotting expert – he’s just an idiot armed with a passport.